The unsolvable problem

I’ve got a problem.

But don’t try and help me because I have four good reasons why whatever solution you suggest won’t work.

It’s unsolvable.

And whilst it remains unsolvable it acts as the ultimate reason for me to whine and moan.

Furthermore, due to its complication, my unsolvable problem may also serve as the perfect excuse.

Because how can I be expected to do better when everyone agrees with me that the problem is not with me but with external uncontrollable factors?

Have you encountered an unsolvable problem before?