Hudson (better known to his friends as ‘Curtains’ due to his hair cut) was sat in his house double screening, Instagram on the phone and Kaleidescope on the TV but paying attention to neither.
No amount of stimulation could save Curtains from the loneliness pressing in on him.
Finally, Henry (christened ‘Barge’ by his mates for reasons forgotten) arrived home.
Curtains would no longer be alone; this is cause for celebration!
But Curtains does not embrace Barge and profess his love for him.
No.
Instead, Curtains acts cold and distant, because somehow that feels better. That way, somehow, Curtains will teach Barge a lesson, specifically never to leave me again!
Aren’t humans so weird?!?
Thomas Duggan 