Hard of listening

Can I …

Get a lift? No sorry I didn’t bring me car today.

No, I was gonna ask for…

An appointment with my missus? Unfortunately she’s all booked up this time of year.

I was actually looking for a cup of …

Coffee? Sure I’ll go out and get you one! (they zoom out cartoon style and return immediately with a cup of piping hot coffee)

Sugar. Was actually the cup of I was looking for.

Oh! … Yes you can have some (they pass over the bowl of sugar beside them).

Communication is infinitely faster when attentive patient listening happens.