“That’s the third time this year I’ve been shat on! The birds are out to get me!“
I think it would be hilarious if birds were actually pooping on us on purpose.
That they were sitting in trees saying to each other:
“Oh here he comes, wait for it, wait for it… Fire!”
But the reality is most likely much more boring.
Instead of malicious intent we actually have a misconception of randomness and an under appreciation of all the times the bird poo flew past us!
Thomas Duggan 