Purposefully bored

Ok I’m away from my phone, can I get some wisdom now.

I’m starting to feel bored!

I could really do with an epiphany right about now!

(heavy sigh)

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(cartoon lightbulb turns over head)

Oh gods of boredom, would you please provide me with a glorious nugget of wisdom?

I promise to be bored more often!

Well if you meet me halfway and provide an interesting insight each time.

Is that ok?

(no divine sign occurs)

I’ll take that as a yes so.

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Ugh I hate being bored. Where’s my phone?