Juanita’s plans

Juanita loves chocolate but abstains and runs every other day to stay in good health.

She never displays frustration at work in case the higher ups ever think of letting someone go.

She invests as much as possible in her pension because you know it’s wise to prepare for retirement now.

She lives in Denmark because she saw that guns were illegal there and it had the lowest crime rates for the past 100 years.

You just know what I’m going to do now don’t you?

A few cells in Juanita’s liver decide to be cancerous.

A global pandemic strikes and Juanita’s industry crumbles resulting in her being made redundant.

Juanita’s pension disappears in a puff of smoke as the company she trusted to handle it declares bankruptcy.

And to top it all off, Juanita is the innocent victim of Denmark’s first stabbing in 103 years.

All that time chasing security, manifesting safety and it has the ability to evaporate in an instant.