You deserve it

Hmm I don’t know whether to get dessert or not.

Go on, you just ran 5 miles in the cold wet dark, you deserve it!

So if I didn’t run today I wouldn’t deserve it?

I guess.

But yesterday you said I didn’t have to do anything to deserve love. That I was worthy of love as I was right now and forever will be.

Hmm I did say that

So which is it? Am I always deserving of dessert and love or only on a conditional basis?

Where is that waiter?