The art efficinado
The person who actually wants to be here. Where most can name three famous painters, they can rattle off 50. Their favourite paintings are not well known but the art that for some reason or other seems to move them.
The model
They’ve come to bolster their online profile by posing for photos beside famous paintings. They run to the Da Vinci wing and get their accomplise to capture then looking interested at the art. Ironically you could say they are trying to create a modern self portrait painting.
The grumpus
They’re not looking at the art. They’re looking for the benches. Their feet hurt, all the paintings seem to be Jesus on the crucifix to them, and they’re not impressed. They reckon they could do 95% of the paintings here.
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