Time’s up Jeremy

Death: Time’s up Jeremy

Jeremy: What? Now?

Death: Yep

Jeremy: Ah what? I thought I had so much more time!

Death: Nope, come on

Jeremy: That’s not fair

Death: Not fair? It’s in the T’s & C’s … “can end at any moment“.

Jeremy: But I never learnt how to play the guitar!

Death: Not my fault

Jeremy: Or see Australia! Or Vegas! Oh come on man just give me 5 more days just so I can go to Vegas!

Death: Nope

Jeremy: Ok how about one night?

Death: Nope

Jeremy: 5 hours?

Death: Nope

Jeremy: Oh come on! 1 hour!

Death: Nope