Lord Yoda, who art in Jedi heaven, I am about to start my day,
And I pray that you will send the following gifts my way.
Lord Yoda please grant me the strength to deal with any pigheadedness, stupidity and moronic requests that stray across my path on this day.
Please guide my vessel through the treacherous waves of uncertainty and subjectivity that are bound to rise on my horizon in the coming hours.
Lord Yoda please bestow upon me the composure to deal with any time wasters, ego maniacs and idiots that come my way today.
Hope Qui Gon Jin is well!
Yours sincerely,
Tom
Amen
Thomas Duggan 