Pontification posing

Once someone said to me:

Can I ask you a question? Because I feel it would be great to get the other side’s point of view.

But they never asked me the question!

They proceeded to talk but it never condensed into a single query.

There I sat listening intently.

Waiting.

But by the time they had finished their huge long spiel they seemed to have forgotten to ask a question.

Which leads me to believe that they never intended to ask a question or hear an answer for that matter.

They were using my presence as an excuse to pontificate on a certain topic.

Weird innit?