Christmas jumpers mandatory

A Christmas jumper is a huge sign.

It says I’m here to have fun.

It states, I’m committed to joining in and having a great time.

Why?

Because they’re itchy, they’re scratchy (shout-out to the Simpsons), they’re extremely warm, they’re ugly and they’re so loud in colour combos that you can spot them from a mile away.

To suffer through all these fashion drawbacks is a true sign of commitment to the craic!