Why do birds suddenly appear?

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Well that’s because

A: You’ve come to that ridiculous conclusion and are now only seeing the evidence that fits that conclusion.

B: It’s true, this person seems to be a massive beacon for airborne wildlife. In that case i think you should really test that hypothesis immediately. Take that person to the zoo, walk through the aviary and check if it empties upon your exit. If it does alert the authorities!

C: You’re crazy and you’re seeing birds where there are no birds. In that case I’d get that checked if i were you.