Late across town

"We get there when we get there" A handy phrase when late and immovable traffic stands between you and your destination. Although the line is mind numbingly obvious notice how it doesn't say: "the more you worry the quicker the traffic moves" Furthermore it feels like a resignation to factors beyond our control.

Rat Robbie

Robbie the lab rat overdosed on cocaine. He was blind to the negative effects of repeatedly hitting the button. Will the same fate befall Robbie the human? Will he notice his deteriorating health or will the short term highs mask any long term consequences?

Old subject new angle

What I like about Dave Chappelle is that he consistently provides fresh takes on tired and worn out old subjects. To hazard a guess at how he does this, I think he observes the routes everyone else takes and then charters a course for new territory that tickles his fancy.

Walking adverts

Soft serve ice creams make for great adverts. Customers buy them then disperse into the local area eating them providing great examples of temptation and satisfaction. Due to the immediate consumption of this deliciousness passers by will also intuitively grasp that this scrumptious treat is nearby should they cave to the temptation.