I'm the only one who talks to the Don. That way I can speak for the Hooligans and best of all, filter out Brett's rubbish opinions.I only discuss hooliganism when it suits me, that way I get to set the pace of the progress.I prime my little league team with messages of violence. It's my … Continue reading Gorgomel’s games →

When you picture it, do you imagine living in a large city, visiting cool trendy bars, casually bumping into celebrities, having a diverse friend group who are all fashionable and have intellectual debates whilst eating a different cuisine every other night. I think most people do. It is rare to associate the simple life with … Continue reading The glamorous life →

Society would make you believe the only way to succeed, socially, is to be witty, charismatic, and center of attention at all times. But, in my opinion, the best course of action is to play to your strengths. Even the Jack the Lad archetype has its flaws.

At the Roe & Co tasting they recommended mixing the whiskey with a flavour you liked. You then made a drink with 5 sixths nice drink and one sixth whiskey. Which made me think - why bother having the whiskey at all? Why does the whiskey company encourage mixing it with other drinks to make … Continue reading Roe & co →

'Smokey Joe's Cafe' and 'Come a little bit closer' are two songs telling the exact same story. And yet they sound so different. It's proof that when you have established your own taste and style there's no need to worry about using the same starting point because your unique point of view will take you … Continue reading Smokey Joe’s Cafe →

The task that is known is easy. Starting from scratch is hard. It requires finding your way in the dark and that takes time. A luxury you might not have. But you'll still be held to a tight deadline. And here comes the anxiety! So I think new tasks should always have 'starting from scratch' … Continue reading From scratch →

Once upon a time there was a Basketball player called Genjamin and a player rep called Calfred. And one day Genjamin said to Calfred: 'Can we not train somewhere inside? I keep getting sick from training outside' Now Calfred was supposed to voice all player issues to the player's committee, at least that's what he … Continue reading Genjamin & Calfred →

Those not participating but within earshot of the quiz can't help but reply to the questions out loud when they know the answer.The mind loves answering a question.Someone, not looking at you, could use this to their advantage 😜For example instead of listing what was shit about the day, ask yourself what was good about … Continue reading Question needs answer →

The Last Jedi for me is a selfish movie. It's supposed to be part two out of three but with Rian Johnson killing off the main antagonist for shock factor it left me feeling indifferent about the third instalment. Because Kylo Ren is playing the new Darth Vader character who we know is going to … Continue reading Selfish last Jedi →

In my head justice looks fabulous and tastes deliciously sweet. In reality it's rare I get to sample this scrumptious treat. Even when I have conclusive proof that I'm right and they're wrong! Instead of the delectable confession and absolution of guilt I crave, I've learnt to satiate myself on the mediocre substitute of the … Continue reading Sweet sweet justice →