Did you watch the match? No, I was too busy digging through my neighbour's rubbish. Oh yeah did you find anything? Nah, all I could find was chocolate bar wrappers. What were you looking for? An adult diaper And on that bombshell!! - - - A funny response taken literally (knowing it's a joke) is … Continue reading Did you watch the match?
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Helping Adam
Adam is in charge of ordering office supplies and today is delivery day. The thing about this delivery is that the order is for the office supplies and not the boxes that hold them. So the delivery man, who is in a rush, can't leave without the boxes. Therefore Adam is trying to unpack 30 … Continue reading Helping Adam
Back to the future
Back to the future provides great entertainment with the time travel but it is really about Marty’s relationship with his parents. The references to Chuck Berry & Ronald Reagan in the film are very amusing but the emotional depth comes from Marty doing what has crossed everyone’s mind, he sees what his parents were like … Continue reading Back to the future
Upsets in sport
I think the most stressful aspect of an upset in sport is the embarrassment factor. The opportunities for improvement will be easy to spot, the game was littered with them. The hard part will be facing the others. The Manager of the Goliath team sweats it as the same question runs through his mind again … Continue reading Upsets in sport
The bully’s targets
The school bully is picking on the well built, good looking, most popular guy in school. That last sentence is made up and won't ring true for many people. Bullies don't pick on the physically intimidating or popular kids. They pick on the weak and socially awkward individuals. The bully sees these people as the … Continue reading The bully’s targets
Acquired taste – Henry
Henry is an acquired taste. He loves to shock people with offensive comments. This puts a lot of people off Henry but for some, Henry is a comic genius. The like minded few delight in his political incorrectness and not only join in with him but try to outdo him. His politically correct peers have … Continue reading Acquired taste – Henry
Stalling to send
If you are agonizing over the wording of a message or email it is most likely because you are scared. Scared of being judged and or rejected. The reality is, as I see it, that 'How's things?' is barely different to 'How are you?'. It will probably never occur to the audience that there was … Continue reading Stalling to send
The calm graduate
I've noticed that people are often a lot calmer post graduation. The pressure to attain good grades can be all consuming and once removed it has a liberating effect. Graduates have free time again. They can explore their own interests and learn new things without the threat of an exam to test that knowledge. The … Continue reading The calm graduate
Leaving AirBnBs
After staying in a hotel and an AirBNB in the same holiday I noticed a difference in how I left the room. Leaving the hotel, the large anonymous corporation, I didn't bother cleaning up after myself and I robbed some of the toiletries. When departing the AirBNB, someone's home, I made sure to clean up … Continue reading Leaving AirBnBs
Worth remarking over
“Omg if you’re going to Galway you have to go to this specific McDonald’s it’s just like all the rest” Said no one ever. It is the unique that is worth remarking about. Eg. The iPad in the hotel bedroom or the complimentary macaroons that match the hotel color scheme etc etc.
